The Master of All Trades
The Poor Man’s Legacy.
And so, Sir Shurim opened the file.
Oh joy! Galore! A fifty page pile!
Thus, Sir Shurim toiled and trudged,
and it stumbled upon chocolate fudge!
So Nutella it ate while cleaning the pages,
and hopefully this time it wouldn’t take ages!
But slowly and surely Sir Shurim started to bore,
Its eyes were dry and its hands were sore.
And so, Sir Shurim headed to bed,
Anime it watched and manga it read.
Until finally, Sir Shurim was done with its break,
It had to finish this job for f*ck’s sakes.
Rejoice, compatriots! This story is getting an Anime adaptation in Fall 2018!
Japanese Lesson 2: 息子(Musuko) can mean both “son” and penis. Enjoy
Latin Dilator = “Delayer”
English Word → Dilatory (adj.) Tending to delay or procrastinate; Slow; Tardy
Enjoy. I’ll try to post more, but I’m studying for AP testing.